Once there was a man

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Once there was a man, tall and very tan, he was as large as a can.
he went to the store, he picked up a whore, it was quarter to four.
this whore was was different, thought the man. She looked more like a chimp than a street girl.
this got the man thinking. What if she was part chimp? If he slept with her, would he become part chimp?
he mindlessly invited her into his car. What should he do? Should he tell her to go? But he was super Horny, what would he do then? Go home and jerk off? He didnt think so. He decided to risk the possible transformation into a chimp man. He took down her pants and discovered that, no, she wasnt a chimp! Just a transgender.
"Fuck this." He said.